Step brothers quotes
I think we all know how amazing it is to have someone who has been there all the time. They know pretty much everything about you and you two have the best, the funniest inside jokes known to humanity. But you know what’s even better? If you grew to become friends with that someone through pretty challenging stuff, you can be sure you have a friend for life. If you want to let them know how much you appreciate them being in your life, then you should use these step brothers quotes which will make your pal burst out of laughter! Being all mushy with them might not be your thing, so there you are!
Step Brothers Quotes
“I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!” — lumberjack Brennan
Dale Doback: [Talking to an employment agency worker] Look, I wanna’ be honest with you. I really need a job. And, I will take any position – as long as it doesn’t involve having sex with old ladies for money, or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos.
Brennan Huff: Robert better not get in my face… ’cause I’ll drop that motherfucker!
Derek: Listen gang; don’t be mad at Dale for ruining the story… and possibly the evening
“One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.”– Dale
“I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines.” — Brennan
Brennan Huff: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!
Dale: Boats and hoes!
Nancy: I think they are starting to like each other.
Brennan Huff: We put liquid paper on a bee, and it died.
Step Brothers Movie Quotes
“Step Brothers” is there with the greatest comedy motion pictures ever filmed. It is full of original humour and heart-warming little moments, so we cannot see any reason as to why you haven’t watched it yet. Adding Will Ferrel to the mix only makes things better! Trust us when we say that it will surely become your favourite comedy movie when we say it will! And whilst you are hitting that download button, take a look at these Step Brothers movie quotes to get the gist of it!
Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled ‘rape’ at the top of your lungs.
This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.
You don’t even look good when you’re singing.
You know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.
Your singing is like a mix of Jesus and Fergie!
That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
Brennan Huff: You don’t say that!
Brennan Huff: I tea-bagged your drum set!
“Dane Cook, pay–per–view, 20 minutes, let’s go!” — Derek
Brennan Huff: I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.
Funny Step Brothers Quotes
If you feel like you absolutely need to have a good old laugh at something, then here we are to help you with that. There are so many quotes that are sure to make you have an unstoppable giggle, but these funny Step Brothers quotes are even better! Can you believe it? Well, in any way we think you absolutely have to go through them – they are sure to get you in the right mood!
Give us some privacy you vultures, he just died last night! — Dale Doback
I remember when i had my first beer. — Brennan Huff
I’m going to get a job with Enterprise Rent-a-Car, because they have an excellent corporate structure. And they give you all the tools to be your own boss. — Brennan Huff
(Sarcastically laughs) That’s so funny, the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur. — Dale Doback
(to Dale) You’re not a doctor. You’re a big, fat, curly-headed f***! — Brennan Huff
“Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.” — Dale
Derek: It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.
Dale Doback: Get your shit, we’re going to my room.
Brennan: Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.
Dale: I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that’s what you mean.
Did We Just Become Best Friends Quote
We are pretty sure that the ‘Step Brothers’ movie is already there in your ‘best comedies in the history of humanity’ list, and if not – what is wrong with your sense of humour? We’re only joking, of course, but if you haven’t seen the movie yet, you should definitely look it up! One of the best quotes from it, in our opinion, is the did we just become best friends quote. And it hit the list!
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“Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”– Dale
“One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.” — Dale
Dale Doback: The clown has no penis!
Brennan : I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
Nancy: You don’t know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.
Brennan: It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that shit up everyday.
Brennan Huff: I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the $!* out of you!
“Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f*ck one, marry one, kill one. Go!” — Dale
So Much Room For Activities Quote
There are so many incredibly hilarious quotes that could be found on the Internet. This post is dedicated to the best of them and one of the quotes that makes us giggle every time is this so much room for activities quote from the ‘Step Brothers’ movie! If you haven’t seen the movie, you should totally fix that! Let us know what you think!
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Dale Doback: Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds? Brennan Huff: It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!Dr. Robert Doback: Your adults, you can do what you want.Dale Doback: This is the funnest night ever!
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Brennan Huff: This house is a prison! Dale Doback: On planet bullshit!Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!
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True enjoyment comes from activity of the mind and exercise of the body; the two are ever united.
Dale Doback: Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?Brennan Huff: It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!Dr. Robert Doback: Your adults, you can do what you want.Dale Doback: This is the funnest night ever!
“I’m fucking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.” — Dale
“I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina.” — Alice
Dale Doback: Chewbacca masks
Brennan: Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass.
“Hey Derek, you know what’s always good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole.” — Brennan
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